There once was a old couple who lived together in a small house. The gentleman had a habit of passing the most foul gas that would fill up the house, much to the dismay of his wife. Exasperated, one day the wife told him: "If you keep farting as much as you do, you are going to fart your guts out of your body!"
"Bah," said the old man, "you're full of it woman."
The next day, the wife woke up early and began to prepare lunch for the day. She had a fresh chicken with the guts removed, when suddenly, an idea struck her. She went into the bedroom, carefully pulled back her husband's boxers, and put the chicken guts inside. "That'll teach him to fart all the time," she thought.
A few minutes later, the wife heard a shriek coming from the bedroom. Snickering, the wife waited until her husband appeared in the kitchen. "What happened?" she asked innocently.
"You know how you said if I kept farting eventually I would fart my guts out?" the husband replied. "Well, it happened this morning, but luckily with the help of some Vaseline I managed to get them all back in again."
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