"Chicken wire, sir. I'm gonna catch me some chickens."
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
"Watch me!" and an hour later, the guy returned with 10 chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
Next day, same guy's walking down the street.
Old man says, "Whatcha got today, boy?"
"Duct tape, sir. I'm gonna catch me some ducks."
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape!" says the old man.
"Watch me!" and an hour later, the guy returned with 20 ducks wrapped up in the duct tape.
Next day, the guy walks down the road and the old man says, "*Now* whatcha got today, boy?"
"Pussywillow, sir."
The old man says, "Hold on, I'll get my hat!"
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