Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Teacher:Kids,what does the chicken give you?

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Popeye's is across the street and I pre...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the idiot.

Knock knock

*Who's there?*
...

There once was a chicken...

... She was very stubborn. She use to bother he...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because that's where he parked his coupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Friend 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
F...

Student and Teacher Convo

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...

BIRDMAN

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cl...

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

It heard the ref was blowing fowls.

Lady of the night

A woman walks into an accountant's office and t...

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A **Poultry**geist.

Thanks! I will show myself...

Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay...

Will let you know the results soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to [/r/AntiJokes](https://www.reddit.com...

The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette...

The chicken turns to the egg and says, "well, I...

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