Why did the chicken cross the road?
For attention
Chicken Jokes
hey honey...
... you remember that really posh restaurant we...
Grilling Chicken
I walked in the house yesterday with a pan of f...
A chicken walks into a library...
And says, "book." The librarian gives the chick...
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?
It didn't like being double crossed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it had been so horrendously genetically...
Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
To get away from society to write a book in a s...
A chicken lays a man on the floor
Which came first?
Why did the chicken kill itself?
To get to the other side.
School Conversation
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
The chicken crossed the road.
Him: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Her: ...
The brother-in law.
Fair warning, I just wrote this song after a "f...
Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?
General Pao's chicken.
So I ordered some General Pao chicken
They gave me a bowl of false promises.
What is Ellen Pao's favorite chicken restaurant?
Ellen Pao A Loco
What is Ellen's favourite food?
Kung-Pao Chicken.
A Family Fourth
Every year the family held a big family 4th of ...
Kung...
Pao Chicken!
AFAIK Ellen Pao has yet to male a public statement about the recent controversy. . .
I guess it's because she's Ellen Pao: Chicken.
What is reddits least favorite dish?
Kung Pao Chicken
What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
Why chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.