A joke I was told while in Iran. Why are there no jews in Tabriz, Iran?

A jew, his donkey and chicken; where traveling in Tabriz for possible future establishment. Before he arrives to the city he sees a young man on the side of the rode, curios the jew was an wanted to test the wit of the people of Tabriz before arriving, he asks the boy. "Young man I have a dollar, I am hungry, and i have to also feed my livestock, how do I do this with a dollar?" The young man responded quickly, "buy a melon." The jew questions, "a melon?" "Yes a melon, you sir eat the melon, the seeds the chicken will eat, and the melon shell to the donkey." Astounded by the answer the jew turns around away from the city muttering, " this town is intellectual for my liking."

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