A white guy walks into a KFC

He sees all the black people chowing down on their greasy chicken. He can't handle it, so he pulls out a gun and shoots every single one of them in their heads.

When the cops finally stop him and ask why he did it, the white man said: "Well everyone kept 'axing' for chicken, and I didn't have an axe, so I gave them the next best thing!"

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