Why did the chicken fall in the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Chicken Jokes
My dad has made the world's best joke telling machine.
Son: So dad, what did you want to show me?
Dad...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
As a child, you could have been anything. And o...
Chicken and an egg are sitting in bed...
Egg says in a angry huff "I guess we answered T...
Chicken Minority
Why did Russian chicken cross road?
To rescu...
A muslim, a black guy, a mexican, and a white american are all in a plane that is falling and about to crash.
The plane is falling due to it being over-weigh...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To be ran over coz she didn't want to watch Hil...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Him: why did the chicken cross the road?
Her: ...
One day in class, a teacher asked her students to do a homework assignment.
One day in class, a teacher asked her students ...
Indian vs. Spanish banana
An indian girl maried a spanish man n went 2 sp...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To post a terrible recycled post on r/Jokes
Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
Because it was so sick of hearing the same joke...
Yet another lady goes to the pet shop...
...Looking to buy a talking parrot. The shopkee...
Teacher: Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what do...
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove it wasn't a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
It heard the referee was blowing fowls
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it knew cars drove on roads and it was ...
I saw a comment that requested more parrot jokes.
A man went into the pet shop to purchase someth...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fight Peter Griffin!
Once there was a chicken,
who was very stubborn and troubled his owner ve...
What did the kitten order at the Chinese restaurant?
Fried mice and Kung meow chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET AWAY FROM YOU!
^ill^leave^now..
Why did the chicken cross the very busy road?
To get to the oth-
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small southern town out in the country...
She orders the fried chicken and starts to eat....
Why did the chicken cross the road
The answer is trivial and is left as an exercis...