...Looking to buy a talking parrot. The shopkeeper says, "Well actually, we just got this stunning African Grey in today! He's pricey, but he talks."
The lady pays the $2000 for the bird, another $250 for various accessories, and takes the still-silent parrot home. As soon as she gets the cage hung up, the parrot begins to speak - and such profanity she has never heard. The parrot curses out the woman, her parents, her dead husband, using language she never dreamed of.
Finally, in desperation, she flings open the door, grabs the parrot, and stuffs it in the freezer. The swearing continues for a few minutes, and then a loud squeak emanates from the depths of the freezer, followed by silence.
*Oh no,* She thinks desperately, *I've just killed over $2000 of imported parrot!*
She rushes to the freezer and opens it to find the parrot, shivering but otherwise fine. As soon he sees her, he squaks and immediately begins apologizing profusely. "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I'll behave from now on, miss, I'll be a good bird."
The lady forgives her parrot and places it gently back in its cage. After a few moments of silence, the parrot says, "So... May I ask what the chicken did?"
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