Teacher: Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?
Students: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Students: Homework!
You might also enjoy
A Hindu, a...
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer tells them that...
100 pound pig
Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Why did the pig...
Because he felt like bacon. :P
A man runs out of...
His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse....
Desert Island
A ship wrecks somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the lone survior is washed...
100 pound pig
Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Why did the pig...
Because he felt like bacon. :P
A man runs out of...
His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse....
Desert Island
A ship wrecks somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the lone survior is washed...
A Pig Story
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to...
Why did the pig...
Because he felt like bacon. :P
A man runs out of...
His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse....
Desert Island
A ship wrecks somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the lone survior is washed...
A Pig Story
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to...
Sexism in today's...
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society....
A man runs out of...
His cell phone dead, he walks along the highway until he finds a farmhouse....
Desert Island
A ship wrecks somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the lone survior is washed...
A Pig Story
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to...
Sexism in today's...
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society....
A teacher asks...
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow...
Desert Island
A ship wrecks somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the lone survior is washed...
A Pig Story
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to...
Sexism in today's...
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society....
A teacher asks...
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow...
How does one turn...
...Marry her.
A Pig Story
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the way back to...
Sexism in today's...
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society....
A teacher asks...
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow...
How does one turn...
...Marry her.
The Difference...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up...
Sexism in today's...
It's disgusting how often women are subjected to sexism in today's society....
A teacher asks...
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow...
How does one turn...
...Marry her.
The Difference...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up...
A teacher asks...
Teacher: What does a Bee gives us?
Student: Honey
Teacher: What does a cow...
How does one turn...
...Marry her.
The Difference...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up...
How does one turn...
...Marry her.
The Difference...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up...
A Hindu, a...
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer tells them that...
The Difference...
The Difference Between Football in the North and South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up...
A Hindu, a...
They reach a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer tells them that...
100 pound pig
Mike Mooney A Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.
