One day in class, a teacher asked her students to take a word home and ask their parents to put it into a sentence for her the following day. Todays word was contagious.
The next morning the teacher began to ask some of the children for their answers.
Teacher: Sarah, please put contagious into a sentence?
Sarah: Yes Miss, well my parents told me that when i get a cold it can be contagious to other kids.
Teacher: Very good Sarah, Well done. What about you Kevin?
Kevin: Well Miss, Mum and Dad said I cant go and play with my neighbour Ben at the moment because he has chicken pox and its contagious.
Teacher: Very good Kevin, sorry to hear you cant play with Ben.
Looking around the room to see who hasn't answered yet the teacher spots an enthusiastic looking Hemi who never does his homework.
Teacher: Hemi, you look like you have an answer for me?
Hemi: Yes Miss, well Dad and I were down getting fish and chips for tea last night and the guy who was cooking it didn't have the fryers turned on yet and Dad said "its ganna take that contagious"
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