Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?
to get to the other side.
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets re...
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Because North Korea's nukes couldn't reach him ...
The two brothers
Listen now to the story of the two brothers Hin...
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
He was nailed to the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the grass must have been greener.
A joke a 5 year old at the park told me.
Him: Why did the chicken go on a date?
Me: why...
Farmer's wife cooking a chicken
The farmer's wife needs to cook a chicken for d...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I forget how jokes work :/
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the paddy field.
... I think that whe...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Nobody knows, after all these years, we still ...
What's your favourite animal?
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, ...
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Mmmm... Chicken Pot Pie
My 3 favorite things!
A logician walks into a kebab shop
Kebab man asks "Chicken, beef or mixed?"
Logic...
Letter home from summer camp
Dear Mum & Dad,
Our Scoutmaster told us to wri...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
I'm trying to remember what that soup is called, the kind with chicken and rice....
Oh yeah!
Chinken Noodle!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken clucked silently to himself as he w...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the dummy's house.
Knock Knock!! (Who...
Three friends Charlie, Render, and Jay are playing by the cliffside.
Three friends Charlie, Render, and Jay are play...
What do you call a hen staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad