A muslim, a black guy, a mexican, and a white american are all in a plane that is falling and about to crash.

The plane is falling due to it being over-weight. The muslim falls into action and begins to throw his bombs out of the window. They all ask him why he did that and he replies, "I already have a lot of those in my country."
The mexican begins to throw out his bottles of tequila. They ask him why and he responds with, "I already have alot of those in my country."
The black guy then begins to throw out his fried chicken and watermelons. They ask him why he did that and he replies with, "I already have a lot of those in my country."
The muslim, black guy, and mexican then look at the white american waiting to see what he would sacrifice to save the falling plane. He quickly shoves the black guy and the mexican off the plane. The now shocked muslim asks him "Why did you do that?!" The white american calmly replies "I already have a lot of those in my country."

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