Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side :(
Chicken Jokes
My rebellious teenage son robbed our local Chinese food restaurant
"You stole all of their chicken?!"
Tso
Kids Joke ! ..
Q: What happens when you feed gun powder to a c...
What does the chicken said to a republican?
*Cluuuuck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...*
Why'd the chicken cross The Road?
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?
Because he had fowl languange.
Where do chicken strips find love?
Chicken tinder
~Thank you, to Popeye's Loui...
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [inser...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stapled to the kid's face.
Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
The chicken. Eggs don't come.
Did you hear about the guy suffering from athlete's foot?
He's been reading a lot of chicken soup for the...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was a very religious chicken.
One part cow, one part chicken...
Did you hear about the mad scientist, who infus...
Vegan cooking instructions
How regular people read cooking instructions: d...
Joke from my cousin
Her: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: W...
One burrito looks at another burrito and says, "you wanna fight?"
The second burrito says, "nah".
The first burr...
I like to put grilled chicken in my egg and cheese stuffed breakfast burrito...
Nothing warms my heart and stomach more than re...
Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken
Corny Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to ...
What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?
A hatchback.
Chicken Pot Pie
My three favorite things.
What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?
Chicken Seizure Salad.
In a Chinese restaurant far, far away...
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant ha...