Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

The leaders of the Big Three after the conference in Yalta

After WW2 in 1945 the leaders of the Big Three(...

2 Brunettes and a Blonde

One dark and stormy night, 2 burnettes and a bl...

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for ...

A woman answers her door...

And a man is standing in the doorway. He says, ...

A collection of lawyer jokes.

My grandfather was a lawyer & judge and had a f...

20 Things for when You're Bored.

1 . Put a Dora doll on the ground, in the store...

One fine day, in the middle of the night...

*This is a humours verse I've known since I was...

The Vet

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...

Schrodingers cat walks into a bar with no windows alone

eventually he walks out drunk and sober.

You wana hear a cat joke?

Naw, I'm just kitten.

Elderly Woman and Her Cat

An elderly woman sitting on her porch, petting ...

I am an actual real house cat.

After I take a bong-hit I SWEAR I can type in E...

A man takes his dog to the vet.

A man's dog is very sick and won't do anything ...

Topical Jokes!

The White House was briefly evacuated Saturday ...