One fine day, in the middle of the night...

*This is a humours verse I've known since I was a kid. I don't know where it came from, and my googling has failed me. If anyone else knows the origin, that would be great!*

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

Two dead men, got up to fight,

One lame man, rang up to call an ambulance,

The ambulance came, with two dead horses pulling it,

They ran over a dead cat, and nearly killed it,

Now the cat's in hospital, with nothing wrong with it.

Admission is free, pay at the door,

We'll give you the best seat, so sit on the floor.