The White House was briefly evacuated Saturday when smoke was coming out of a utility closet instead of up politicians' asses.
A woman was kicked from an American Airlines flight for singing Whitney Houston songs non-stop. She blamed her Diabetes Type TwoooOOOooOooo.
Nine PA students were almost banned from prom for not getting chicken pox vaccines. Fortunately, those red itchy bumps weren't chicken pox.
Moms are hiring disabled guides to cut lines at Disneyworld, so if you're disabled, you just found the best job in this small, small world.
An FDNY officer helped an NYPD officer who was stuck in a tree attempting to rescue a cat, who in turn was chasing a spider/fly/old lady.
Embryonic stem cells have been cloned from skin cells, in a scientific process called "Spitting in God's Face."
The Christian group who has repeatedly failed to predict the Rapture is nearing bankruptcy. Oh well, at least it's not the end of the world.
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