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Cat Jokes
Quantum humor is so random
Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a ca...
A German, an American, and a Russian are arguing who can feed a spoonful of mustard to a cat more easily...
The German just grabs the cat and forces the sp...
Reverse-order Light Bulb joke
Punch line- Five men and a cat. One guy to labo...
A woman (Orange County Ca. )brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon...
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulle...
A man brought his rabbit to the vets office...
A man brought his rabbit into the vets office, ...
What does a Scottish cat say?
Mee yew!
3 cats were in a race
There were 3 cats in a race. There was an Ameri...
This construction worker was laying a full room carpet in this house...
... and upon ending his work he realised his ba...
A cat eats a slice of swiss cheese...
and sits by the mousetrap with baited breath.
Cats and ladders
A fire-fighter was working on the engine outsid...
A woman says to her cat "Go and make me a sandwich"
The cat says "Me? how?"
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match.
WOOF!
Instructions for cleaning the toilet
**Instructions for cleaning the toilet:**
1. L...
Unix is so disorganized
There's a cat in the man pages.
Dropping off a Cat
A man hated his wife's cat and wanted get rid o...
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small churchfound a pink envelope containing $1,000.
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:...
Kitty's Heaven St Peter is receptionist at the entrance of Heaven.
Kitty's Heaven St Peter is receptionist at the ...
I've never understood why women love cats.
I've never understood why women love cats. Cats...
You know you’re in IT if...
You know you’re in IT if... ...you paid $6000 f...
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years, I thought I'd heard every possible excuse for missing homework until one parent sent me this note: Please excuse Lori for not having her algebra homework.
After teaching high school for nearly 20 years,...
Feline Physics Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, ora nearby scurrying mouse.
Feline Physics Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at re...
Cat's guide to caring for your human Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures.
Cat's guide to caring for your human Cats are b...