Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

Shakespurr (Part 1)

Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare play?
A....

Shakespurr (Part 2)

Q. What's a cat's favorite Shakespeare quote?
A...

Shoe Sleeper

Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe...

Star Trek Cat

Live long and pawspurr

Cat Lies

Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked i...

Purebred Cat?

No wonder he has such cattitude.

Sleepy Cat

Q: Is he catatonic?
 A: No, just taking a cat nap.

Cat Flames

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it ...

Going to the Doctor

My husband went to the cardiologist after exper...

Cats Aren’t Winners

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show...

Reid Faylor on Halloween

I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now...

The Dumbest Police Calls in America…

From the police blotter, 
or, what a beat cop d...

The Dumbest Police Calls in America…

From the police blotter, 
or, what a beat cop d...

Jungle cat race

Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!

Cat in a Box

Q. How many cats can you put in an empty box?
A...

Animal Attraction

Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on ...