What do you call a cat eating a girl out?
Cannibalism
Cat Jokes
Jokes.
What is a black cat's favorite TV show? Miami m...
Jokes
How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!
Jokes
Brother: Did you put the cat out! Sister: Why, ...
So I was making this image...
There's this cat, and he's trying to find out h...
butter cat
If, when you drop a buttered piece of bread, it...
what's the difference between a cat and compound sentence?
one has claws at the end of it's paws...the oth...
Cat and Dog
The Dog’s Diary:
8:00 AM - Dog food! My favori...
Have you seen FullMetal Alchemist?
The cow says "moo".
The cat says "meow". ...
Some of my favorite Scandinavian UFF DA jokes
Ole and Lars were business partners and good fr...
Boudreaux's dead duck
Boudreaux rushed into Doc Robicheaux’s office c...
What do you call a suicidal cat?
Curiosity.
Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?
Because they just kept lion around!
I have but one question
Why did curiousity kill the cat?
cat problems
A girl cat asked her boyfriend cat where her mo...
What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?
The cat shat on the mat.
What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?
The dead cat has skid marks around it.
What do you call a vibrating cat?
An ocellate.
I had issues with my wireless mouse...
...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are...
A woman goes to the vet with her pet alligator...
She says "doctor, there is something wrong with...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon....
.....As she laid her pet on the table, the vet ...
Why is NASA having a lawsuit filed against them from animal protection?
...because curiosty killed the cat
Siamese Cat
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a Siamese ca...
It's uncomfortable talking about how i got my cat fixed last week...
But sometimes you gotta call a spayed a spayed
I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat.
Hopefully she takes the hint.