One dark and stormy night, 2 burnettes and a blonde escape from prison. To get out of the rain and hide from the cops they go into a barn where they find 3 sacks to hide in. One cop goes into the born and yells to other
"There's nothing in here, just 3 sacks" to which the other cop replies
"Kick the sacks and make sure they're not hiding in them"
So the cop kicks the first sack with the brunette in it and she goes "roof roof"
Oh its just a stupid dog the cop says. He kicks the second one with the other brunette in it and she goes "meow meow"
Oh its just a stupid cat.
So he kicks the last sack with the blone in it and she goes "POTATOES"
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