1 . Put a Dora doll on the ground, in the store, and when someone takes it say "swiper no swiping."
2 . Put out a fire.
3 . Can't find a fire, make one.
4 . Buff your cat
5 . Watch the sun, see if it moves
6 . Give your cat a Mohawk.
7 . Learn Greek.
8 . Water your dog, see if he grows.
9 . Wash a tree.
10 . Be blue
11 . Be red.
12 . Don't be Orange.
13 . Sleep on a bed of nails
14 . DON'T toss and turn.
15 . Sweat
16 . Sit
17 . Stay.
18 . Plant a shoe
19 . Water your family room.
20 . Dial 911 and breath heavily
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