A man's dog is very sick and won't do anything but lay down. The man takes his dog to the vet and asks the vet to run some tests. The vet brings in a cat and sits the cat next to the dog. The dog doesn't react. The vet takes the cat away then brings in a Labrador who starts barking at the sick dog. The dog still doesn't react.
The vet leaves with the Labrador and comes back with a bill. The vet tells the man the tests were inconclusive and hands the man a bill for 600 dollars. Outraged the man asks why the bill was so high. The vet replies "The catscan and lab test."
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