A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?"
asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's ...
Cat Jokes
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song,
Enter Sandbox.
This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop...
I can raise my cat any way I want to.
I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat
She was a pretty little thing
You can't say he didn't try
A man goes on vacation, leaving his house, cat ...
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because curiousity was on the other side
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar
Schrodinger's cat walks out of a bar
My Cat Just Got Run Over...
My wife told me not to let the cat out of the b...
Family Of Mice
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
There was once a priesr who went to see the world after taking his oath.
There was once a priest who went to see the wor...
The World Tour
A wealthy man and his wife had been wanting to ...
A passenger on a bus feels a bump when riding.
The passenger feels a bump and asks the driver,...
Live Shark
"Can I buy a live shark here?"
"Lady, what do...
How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder ...
A Man And his Duck go to the vet...
They go through to the treatment room and the d...
what do you call a cat in a blender?
Meow Mix
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?
A mediocre Bond film.
I think my cat's a communist...
He won't shut up about Mao
Farm Life....
A little boy comes down to breakfast.
Since th...
What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?
Cat Farts...
A woman walks into a vet with her duck
It's being dragged behind her, evidently dead. ...
Did you know a cat can jump higher than a house?
This is due to the fact that cats have very pow...
How I broke my cat's knees?
With rude eyes.