The passenger feels a bump and asks the driver, "What was that?"
"A cat." the driver responds.
The passenger then feels another bump. "What was that?"
"A dog." the driver responds again.
The passenger then feels two more bumps. "What was that?"
"I ran over a Paki."
"What was the first bump, then?"
"Me going up to the curb to get him."
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