My wife told me not to let the cat out of the bag, it was furry important our daughter didn't find out, we need to purtect her from how horrible it looked.
I asked where we were going to put it, should we whisker it away to the pet cemetery?
No, we're to paw.
well, whatever we do, we have to make sure out daughter doesn't *cat*ch us!
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