A man goes on vacation, leaving his house, cat & mom to the watch of one of his friends. When he comes back, he asks how the cat is doing.
"He's dead"
"What ? What an unsensitive way to say that. You could've prepared me to the news ... I dunno, you could've started off saying he was walking on the edge of the roof. Whatever, how is mom going ?"
"Well, she was walking on the edge of the roof ..."
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