A guy brings his dead dog to the vet
Hes in a panic, "doctor what can you do??!?"
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Cat Jokes
An Englishmen, Irishmen, and Scotsman are all running from the law...
They all turn down an alley only to find a dead...
Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner?
Probably not, she died.
My cat got hurt in an accident last night
I had told him he was a terrible driver.
Why did I visit Florida?
I threw a dart at my map and it landed in my ca...
The Priest and Half a Lemon
There was once a priest who went to see the wor...
morale
A fly is flying above a river.
A fish swims in...
I told my cat she was adopted
and now she's not talking to me.
2 Cats on the Titanic
So there were 2 cats on the Titanic. The first ...
My cat was at the hospital yesterday...
He was very close to dying. Wanting to have him...
A newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears...
A newly-married husband came home from the offi...
My cat just died
He has been in coma for a month now and slippin...
An English man, an Irish man and a Scotsman are running from the Nazis...
They run into an abandoned warehouse and see th...
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a...
Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?
Because I ran over it with my car.
What do you call a man with no arms and legs...
* in a pile of leaves? Russell
* next to a h...
What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?
A cat-ass-trophy.
So I ask my local librarian...
If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodinger...
This lady had a sick duck she took in to the vet.
This lady had a sick duck she took in to the ve...
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. F...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are being c...
My cat told me he's old enough to move out on his own now
but then he said nah I'm just kitten
Just did some crunches while hugging my cat
Just trying to get purrfect abs