Why was the cat studying for his bar exam?
So he could practice claw.
Cat Jokes
How to teach a cat how to bark?
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
Priest and an unknown man
There was once a priest who went to see the wor...
How do you make a cat go woof?
With petrol and a lighter
What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?
The Cat in the AT-AT
A blonde takes part in a game show
[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts a...
I woke up today and I thought, today I would tell my colleagues a joke
about schrodinger's dead cat.
Then I thought m...
A man hated his wife's cat
Mr. Peppers, so he drove the cat to a park and ...
How do Asians name their children?
They force a cat to play a theremin, and listen...
my cat ate some yarn today, we are all worried he might get sick
His stomach's in knots
"Hello, is this the circus?"
"Yes it is, how can I help you"
"I saw your ad...
'One two three' cat and 'Un deux trois' cat decided to have a boat race. Who won?
'One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' ca...
Where do cat astronauts go?
Meowterspace
What did the cat say when he saw cat food instead of tuna in this bowl?
Are you kitten me right now? That's purr-postur...
Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet...
That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Ti...
It was so hot today...
the dog were chasing the cat but both of them w...
I tried putting my cat on a diet once, but she's still fat...
I guess it just didn't work out
Door To Door
Two salesmen were going door to door, and knock...
Recently I bought a cart that can drive on a vertical plane
So I took it home in a huge box that titled the...
Two dogs and a cat walked into a restaurant...
"Tonight's aspecial, general Tao chicken and a ...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterin...
READ THIS OUT LOUD!
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how c...