Three men die in a car accident after a wild Christmas eve party. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. To enter they must each present something Christ-massy.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.The second man presents a slightly crumbled cookie, in the shape of an angel, so he is also allowed in.The third man pulls out a pair of panties.Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks "how do these represent Christmas?"The man explains, "Well, they're Carol's!"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.