Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees
another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield.
Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to
the blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to swim, I'd go right out
there and give you a piece of my mind!"
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