Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof...
Car Jokes
Mechanics' humor
HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...
In A Pinch
After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to ...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in ...
Yo Momma is so fat....
Yo momma is so fat, her car is made of elastic!
Steven Wrigth Quotes 3
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downt...
You're a redneck ... you know how many
You're a redneck if .... You know how many bal...
Your momma
Your mommas so fat she has to drive a spandex ...
Redneck quickies 35
You might be a redneck if...You don't know wha...
Help! Poleesh!
Here's one I made up while in the sixth grade....
Your best ashtray is a
Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your ...
Career Path -- or In my footsteps?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician tol...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car i...
Heavenly Reward
Three guys died and when they get to the pearl...
Real Bicyclist
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10 s...
Keys in the ignition
One day a husband was chiding his beautiful bl...
Just like old times
Here are some quotes from people in the US dur...
A Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one clas...
Losing it all
"I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that lock...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the cit...
Why Beer Is Better Than Woman
- You can enjoy a beer all month.
- Beer st...
Chrysler is introducing a new car.
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new ...
Redneck quickies 24
You might be a redneck if...You've ever hitchh...
Mafia Valentines Poems
My love for you... it came and went. S...