A blond walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door.""Why, sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially for that."A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice."No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.
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