She was so blonde th
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holida...
Car Jokes
Car Joke
If you can read this,
Than I can step on my ...
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon...
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...
If cars were *really* like computers
Subject: If cars were *really* like computersW...
Sheep
There was once a blonde who was sick and tired...
Blonde and Officer
One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...
He's Not Coming Out!
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfrie...
A liberal and a genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're ...
Have you ever wondered?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwea...
Redneck quickies 40
You might be a redneck if...
Your husband sp...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...
Good trade
A woman is driving home in Northern Arizona wh...
Funeral Arrangements
An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office...
THE JOB SECURITY QUIZ
The job security quiz will help judge how long...
Attackin' Trees
There was a police officer sitting on the side...
Mission statement
Mission Statement
1. TO LEARN FROM MY MISTAK...
Arkansas Workers
A fellow stopped at a rural petrol station and...
Just remember... You gotta break
Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to ...
Race Car
Your mommas like a race car, she burns four ru...
"Time is
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it ki...
A Blonde gets pulled
A blonde gets pulled over for doing 50 mph in ...
Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer ...
In the Car
Q: How did the blonde get lipstick on her stee...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a...