"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!""According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.""Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.""How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?"Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms""Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.""Give me ambiguity or give me something else.""Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?""I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."
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