There was a police officer sitting on the side of the road, just
watching the cars go by when he sees this car. Its is swirving
left to right left to right non-stop, cutting cars off every
where. So the police man decides to follow it. After some time of
the car still doing it he decides its getting out of hand and
pulls the car over. He gets out of his car and walks up to the
car asking if the woman had a problem. She replies, " Oh yes
Officer. I am so glad you are here. I keep swirving left and
right because I keep almost
hitting trees where ever I go, so I move but they are over
there, they are EVERY WHERE!." The Police officer looks at her
and replies..."Ma'am, isn't that you air-freshener?"
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