He's Not Coming Out!

This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored
and said "Every time you speed up 5MPH I'll take some clothes
off."


Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was naked and
he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and
crashed into a tree.


The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to
the point where he couldn't open it. His naked girlfriend was
fine and could get out of the car.


So, she took her boyfriend's shoe and put it in front of her
crotch and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a
car. Without thinking she said "HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND
HE CAN'T GET OUT!!"


The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes
got really big. He said "If he is that far in, he's not coming
out!"