Visit to Washington
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the f...
Car Jokes
So dumb!!
your Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked ca...
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....
A local priest
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of...
What kind of car did the 3 wise men drive?...
What kind of car did the 3 wise men drive?
A...
A Visitor's Guide to Dallas, TX
. . . life in America's fifth largest city.
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"Makeout Point"
One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked...
corporate mergers
A few suggestions for corporate mergers: - P...
You Might be Stupid.
You might be stupid if.......you can't remembe...
Where is the car?
"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's w...
Your mommas so dumb
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas m...
2 men and 1 prat
alright there were 3 men they were all asked t...
Noun
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that w...
You refer to your dog
You refer to your dog as the dishwasher.Your c...
Clocks in Heaven
A man passed away and went to heaven. When the...
Adult Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...
One day, many years
One day, many years after the Clinton scandal,...
Stolen Car
A blonde wife ran into her house and yelled, "...
Rolls with a Bed
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight ...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***
Many women ...
La madre vio a la
La madre vio a la hija que se preparaba para s...
Redneck quickies 35
You might be a redneck if...
You don't know ...
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. ...
The Blonde and The Cop
A cop was driving over town! He saw a red Benz...