Car Jokes

Car Jokes

On the


On the other hand, you have different fingers....

Locked car


there were two blondies at a gas station and l...

New car stereo


I got a new car stereo the other day. One of t...

The sweet kiss!


There was a couple involved in a very bad car ...

Car Problems


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Real Police Stories.


The following are actual incidents reported......

Husbands and Wives, Volume: 73,983,512


You know what I did before I married? Anythin...

You've ever wrestled your mama


You've ever wrestled your mama for the last ca...

Yo mama is so stupid


Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasolin...

The results of statistics


1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-han...

Cab Driver Incident


A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shou...

Why men are so cool


- You know stuff about tanks.- A five-day vaca...

Stethoscope


A doctor was in the car with her 4-year-old da...

Funny Sports Quotes


1992 Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manag...

Precious fluids


A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had ...

Car Thief


Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes B...

Driving In Fog Riddle


Q: When driving through fog what should you us...

Black guy and a Puerto Rican...


A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in...

I'm going to a lecture


The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely...

Actual Court Sayings!


30 things people actually said in court


Que...

Borrowing A Mule


There was a guy in the middle of the desert an...

New Tires


A man had a habit of buying things immediately...

Formula 1 Mix Up


After seeing a documentary on how inner city y...

Robin get in


Q. what did batman say to robin before he got ...

Real blonde


There was a blonde driving through the country...