Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...
Car Jokes
Lawyer in Heaven
A couple was driving along the freeway on thei...
How Cold Is It?
40oF Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minne...
The Blonde and the Goatherder
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of h...
Birth Control Pills
Upon returning to their car from a shopping to...
Baked beans and their delightful tune
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...
your momma so fat, she got hit by a parked...
your momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car
The Beanie Babe
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a...
The Easter Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway...
RESIGNATION
I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...
Blonde at the Supermarket
Linda Burnett, was visiting her in-laws, and w...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
10. New seats would require everyone to have t...
Clocks in Heaven
A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon ar...
Sardarji
Once sardarji going in car with his P.A.wearin...
Deer hunting
George W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning ...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In t...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financi...
Winners On Display
A NASCAR fan died and went to heaven. Upon ent...
An elderly lady did her
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon retu...
Redneck Etiquette
* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles...
Unreal Court Rulings
1. January 2000. Kathleen Robertson of Austin,...
I Can't Swim
There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out ...
Thanksgiving to do list
Thanksgiving to do list from Martha Stewart......
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:
"I had it...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 m...