A couple was driving along the freeway on their way to their wedding when they were in a car accident, and both were killed.
They were met in heaven by Saint Peter and they explained that they were to be married but now they are no longer with the living, but they still wanted to get married.
Saint Peter said, "Let me see what I can do."
A year passed and Saint Peter returned and informed them that they now could get married.
Six months later the couple went to the Angel and said, "We made a mistake and now we want a divorce."
Saint Peter said "It took me a year to find a preacher and now you want a lawyer!?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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