Winners On Display

A NASCAR fan died and went to heaven. Upon entering, this person noticed pro
driver Alan Kulwicki's race car, and asked St. Peter about it. St. Peter said
Alan was in heaven and his car was on display.


Walking a little further, the man sees Davey Allison's car. Once again he
inquired to St. Peter about it. "Davey Allison is also in heaven. In fact, God's
a BIG NASCAR fan, so when drivers die, their race cars get put on display."


Walking further, the individual came upon Dale Earnhardt's car - a seasoned
veteran of the sport. At this sight, the new heaven dweller panicked! "Oh, No!
St. Peter - Dale Earnhardt is about to win the Championship this year, and you
mean to tell me he has just died?!?


"No, no," St. Peter chuckled, "That's God's car. He lets Dale use it on
weekends."