George W. Bush and Dan Quayle where returning from hunting. The two were
dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling
his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something...but I can tell you that
it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers
won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later George W. said to Dan Quayle, "You know, that guy was
right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah," George W. added, "but we're getting farther away from the truck...."
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