Car Jokes

Car Jokes

State Patrol


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...

Sooooo Blonde


She was so blonde...


She got stabbed in a sh...

If you drink, don't call the cops


A drunk phoned police to report that thieves h...

Weird Chicken (an old joke)


There's this guy, and he's just bought a new c...

Yo mama's So Stupid


Yo' mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas m...

Getting out of a Speeding Ticket


Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over...

Skiing season training


Ski season is almost here! Hence, the followin...

Job Interview


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

OJ (again)


A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Ange...

You Know You're in New York City When...


You Know You're in New York City When...


1. ...

License Plate Number


There were 2 friends, a blonde and a redhead. ...

expensive barbie


A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in dow...

Why do Mexicans drive low


Why do Mexicans drive low riders?


So they c...

What a goof!


A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'...

Smart Business


A businessman walks into a bank in New York Ci...

Stolen car


Q.What do you call a spaniard with a stolen
c...

In front of a New Hampshire car wash:...


In front of a New Hampshire car wash:


"If yo...

Emergency


A blond's car breaks down on a busy highway. S...

Business Mergers


Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make rep...

Child Care News Item


A Gastonia, N.C., couple were arrested after t...

Reaching the end of a job...


Reaching the end of a job interview, the human...

Rules Of The South


1. Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can'...

So stupid 3


~ she studied for a blood test.


~ she though...

Automotive Tools


HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war...

In September, according to police


In September, according to police in Junction ...