Car Jokes

Car Jokes

You Might Be a Lawyer if...


You are charging someone for reading these jok...

Flat tire by the nut house


Mr Jones is driving past the state mental hosp...

See if it happens again


A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a...

Important Guy


From London Times via Car and Driver: Comrade ...

Ear wax


you know your a redneck if you take your car k...

Digging holes


A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, a...

Actual Events


These are actual events that took place in our...

Purple Blurple


One day while Jonny was in class, his friend d...

The best agency


To determine the top crime-fighting agency in ...

Slightly Used Car


A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a...

Manager, Engineer and a Programmer


There was an engineer, manager, and a programm...

Johnny's First Job


Little Johnny applied for a salesman's job at ...

German Motoring Term


Indicators : Die Blinkenleiten Tic...

Left Arm and Leg


Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his le...

Sound advice


I was riding to work yesterday when I observed...

"�Te pierdo de vista cinco


"�Te pierdo de vista cinco minutos, y te encue...

English Lovers


An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a...

The reason for running


A police officer attempts to stop a car for sp...

One Really Good Deed Needed at the Pearly Gates


A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be adm...

Lawyer Jokes


What's the only disadvantage to using lawyers ...

My Car Will Go On...Hopefully


Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Lov...

Afraid


Why mathematicians are afraid drive a car?
Be...

Blonde lady driver


A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely b...

Blonde selling car


A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was ha...

Caught for Speeding


The cop got out of his car and the kid, that w...