Q: Did you hear about the call girl that had to get her appendix out?A: The doctor sewed up the wrong hole and now she's making money on the side.Q: What does it mean when the doctor says you have six months to live?A: You have five months to pay.Q: When does a doctor suggest emergency surgery?A: When he's ready for a new sports car.Q: How do deaf gynecologists work?A: They read lips.Q: How can you tell if you have a cheap doctor?A: He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.Q: How can you tell when a surgeon is not thinking about the operation?A: Before he makes an incision, he yells "Fore!"Q: Why did the duck go to the doctor's office?A: He was looking for a quack.Q: Who takes care of blue balls?A: The Head Nurse.Q: What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation?A: Whatever you do, don't go into the light.
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