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There are three engineers in a car; an electri...
Car Jokes
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after...
Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after wom...
Were you driving?
Attorney: Were you alone in the car?
Witness:...
Drunk driver and the preacher
one day a drunk driver was swerving all around...
My Sense of Humor
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant wi...
This is what we wanted in Europe:
Swiss salary.
Luxembourg taxes.
German car.
...
Dont step on a green cloud!
There where three girls, Kim, Leia, and Sarah....
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for ga...
The elevator
A businessman approached the elevator in his o...
Your not so pretty
One day there were three drunck teenagers. All...
Have Fun While Taking a Driving Test
1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to ...
"What did u take into the desert?"
A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went ...
Go give us a donation
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police we...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver'...
Smart Rednecks in Taxi Ride
Five young men from the country were new to bi...
Really Stupid People
Really Stupid People A convict broke out of ja...
Dumb wives
Two men are at a bar talking about how dumb th...
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,...
As a senior citizen was driving down the freew...
You got married in the
You got married in the family car, in a drive-...
Who would Know?
The man passed out in a dead faint as he came ...
Blonde in Snow Storm
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. ...
Look Daddy
While I was driving my daughter home from kind...
You Might Be A Minnestan If.....
l. You consider it a sport to gather your food...
Scared the Taxi Driver!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shou...
Try to get some rest
A man had been driving all night and by mornin...