Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Sad Story


Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention toge...

Motor Accident


A policeman arrives at the scene of an acciden...

Did you hear about the


Did you hear about the new Jewish car?


Not o...

So Relieved!


A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picki...

Ever Wonder?


Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? ...

All Purpose Excuse Form....


All Purpose Excuse Form, designed to get you o...

Low Bridge Ahead


A truck driver was driving along and passed a ...

Garage door


Noticing that her boss's fly was open, an emba...

a blonde and a dark stranger


One night a blonde was driveing in her car and...

Redneck quickies 19


You might be a redneck if...


Your `huntin da...

In the desert


There was a englishman, an scot and an irish m...

Cats Guide To Humans


1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?


So y...

Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web


10. Your opening line is: "So, what's your hom...

A COLLEGE STUDENT'S JOB APPLICATION


NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION:
Reclini...

my life


there was a girl that had everything in her li...

Quizzical


A man and his son are in a car accident and ar...

Busted Doc!


A woman was having a medical problem - her hus...

Losing my mind!


An agitated patient was stomping around the ps...

The ANIMAL joke*


What would u do if u were stuck on a deserted ...

No Great Loss


Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one clas...

Yo mama so stupid...


Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked...

Speeding Blonde


A police officer saw a car speeding down the h...

It's Friday


Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a ...

Travel with a horse


An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...

Your Car Need Clean


12. Greenpeace won't let you move the car for ...