A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly
hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from
a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab,
then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You
scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a
little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is
my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for the
last 25 years!"
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