A white guy, a black guy, and Polish guy went into the desert and happened to survive. When they came back the media asked questions.
They asked the white guy, "What did you take?"
"Some water, because if I ever got thirsty I could drink some."
They asked the black guy, "What did you take?"
"Some food because if I ever got hungry, I could have omething to eat."
They asked the Polish guy "What did you take?"
"A car door, so if I got hot I could roll down the window."
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