Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Your daddy


Your daddys a theif he stole the stars from th...

Nerdz


This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer lo...

MOTHER SAYS


Throughout the centuries, mothers have been gi...

Pulled Over


A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving ac...

Vocabulary differences between men and women


THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part unde...

The Queen and Lady Di in Better Days [Rated PG-13]


Once upon a time, a few years before all those...

Disorder in the Court


From a little book called "Disorder in the Cou...

GRAVITY KILLSA 22-year-old


GRAVITY KILLSA 22-year-old Reston man was foun...

Your mommas like...


your mommas like a race car burnes four rubber...

Land of Oz


Former Vice President Dan Quayle, Speaker of t...

if a car was like a computer


MICROSOFT: 'If G.M. had kept up with technolog...

50's Date


It is the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pic...

Bosnian Footballer


Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders ...

Communication Problem


About five years ago the battery in my beat-up...

Uh oh.....


Three young women wanted to become Nuns and be...

Early one morning a stranger pulled up to...


Early one morning a stranger pulled up to the ...

Suicide


A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one...

Parking Space


The old gent was backing his Rolls into the la...

A Rabbi, a Hindu and a Lawyer. . .


A Rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. T...

Three men were traveling in rural America...


Three men were traveling in rural America when...

Andaba Ramiro enojando vociferando por


Andaba Ramiro enojando vociferando por las cal...

A Fishy Story


Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They ...

The Golden Toilet


A group of guys are on their way to a party, b...

Along time


your mom like a race car she burns a lot of ru...

Life's reflections


1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It le...